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How to Become a Morning Person

Truth be told... I was never a morning person.

Ah, the epic tale of my journey from snooze champion to the fearless commander of the morning hours! When I was a kid, hitting snooze was an Olympic sport, and my mom was the reluctant coach, dragging me from the cozy abyss of my bed to face the dreaded school day.

Enter college, where the crack of dawn was no longer a distant rumor. At first, I stumbled through the dark like a confused vampire, but then I had an epiphany—I needed to embrace the light and become a morning person.

Fast forward a couple of decades, and now I'm the poster child for those chipper morning people who seem genuinely thrilled to be awake. I've even got a 5 am alarm to prove it!

Why, you ask? Well, because the early morning is like a secret club where emails, texts, and social media are still asleep, and your roommates or significant others are in dreamland. It's the VIP section of the day.

Now, if you're skeptical or firmly believe that 5 am is just an ungodly hour, fear not! I've got five ninja moves to transform yourself from a night owl to a morning bird:

1. Create an Evening Extravaganza:

Spend a glorious 15 minutes in the evening prepping for the morning battle. It's like laying out your superhero cape, ensuring a smooth takeoff into the day. Plus, a bit of journaling helps me spill my thoughts onto paper, not my pillow.

2. Alarm Clock Hide and Seek:

The snooze button is a sneaky foe, so I play hard to get with my alarm clock. It's like a game of hide and seek - I hide it in another room, forcing me to embark on a quest to silence the beast. Pro tip: Keep the volume low for a stealthy victory.

3. The 5-5-5-30 Morning Dance Party:

If you're still groggy after waking up, fear not! The perfect secret weapon involves 5 push-ups, 5 squats, 5 lunges per leg, and a 30-second plank. It's the morning dance party you never knew you needed. Just don't invite your sleeping partner – they won't appreciate the surprise workout.

4. Front-Load the Fun:

Make your early morning hours exciting. Whether it's a gym session, a side hustle, or a creative project, inject some pep into your morning routine. It's like turning your morning into a mini carnival of joy.

5. Early to Bed, Early to Rise:

The oldest trick in the book—go to bed earlier. I know, groundbreaking. But seriously, sleep is your secret weapon. So, no more "sleep when I'm dead" nonsense. Instead, cozy up with some light fiction, indulge in a warm shower, and blackout those shades for a night of sleep fit for a king.

Now, my friend, it's time to rise and conquer!

Trust me; there's no such thing as a loser at 5 am. It's the magical hour when winners emerge, and if you're up for the challenge, you'll be part of the elite club of morning conquerors. So, strap on your morning cape, set that alarm, and let the dawn be your playground!

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